Yup, you may be a redneck if you happen to have a porcelain toilet sitting on your front deck. Seriously, it can happen to any of us. Like me.
A while back, a visitor to our home (I won't mention her name to avoid causing any embarrassment) happened to mention to me, "Mom, your toilets are so short. You guys need to get the taller models!"
Another visitor (again I won't mention any names) said, "Janene, as your second sister, Sandy, I'm here to tell you that your toilets are so short."
These comments led to (A) purchasing a tall-boy toilet, (B) installing it, and (C) setting the old one outside until we take it to recycle at the Redo store. And that's how we happen to have a crapper sitting outside our front door.
Since the first replacement is really nice, we will be replacing another soon. Jeeze, I hope the first old one is gone by then. It might be a bit embarrassing to have TWO toilets sitting outside our door.
GOD BLESS YOU ALL
(and forgive me for this tacky post)